While Joseph and Tiffany are the ones planning the baby shower, I am trying to stay semi involved, looking for things like baby shower invitations, doing the baby registry, gathering names and addresses, etc. The two of them are funny, it really is Tiffanies thing, but for some reason Joseph really wants in, I guess since we are having a co-ed shower he needs to be involved some, but it really is funny watching the two of them in a power struggle! LOL

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This is just the cutest! Someone had way too much time on their hands! I would love to have clean bathroom 4.1 and romantic weekend 5.7 though! I cant remember where I found this, but I love it! Hubby thought it was funny too.

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These are real standing laws from around the United States of America.

Alabama:
1. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

California:
1. Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.

Connecticut:
1. You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
2. You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.

Florida:
1. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
2. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
3. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
4. Illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
5. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Illinois:
1. It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.

Indiana:
1. Bathing is prohibited during the winter.
2. Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic.

Iowa:
1. Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.

Kentucky:
1. By law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground.”
2. It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

Louisiana:
1. It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
2. Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.”

Massachusetts:
1. Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
2. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
3. An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
4. Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.

Nebraska:
1. A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.

New Mexico:
1. Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.

New York:
1. A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking “at a woman in that way.” A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a “pair of horse-blinders” wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

North Dakota:
1. Beer & pretzels can’t be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

Ohio:
1. Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

Oklahoma:
1. Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
2. Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
3. Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

Pennsylvania:
1. A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
2. No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife.

Texas:
1. A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
2. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

Vermont:
1. Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least one bath each week — on Saturday night.

Washington:
1. All lollipops are banned.
2. A law to reduce crime states: “It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.

West Virginia:
1. No children may attend school with their breath smelling of “wild onions.”

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You show up at a party and your in Jeans, but everyone else is wearing dresses and suits. Uh oh! You can either run away crying, or;

Accept it, you want to be sure that you are completely in the wrong if if your close, are your jeans dirty? Wrinkled, your wearing a t-shirt? Yeah, bad move, but you cant change it now. Most people will be too worried about their attire than yours, you may be over analyzing things. Try not to let it bother you, otherwise you will be ill dressed and unable to connect with others, the two combined are no good. You should act as if everything is ok, don’t mention it unless someone else does. The person that is the most confident (even when dressed wrong) will make the best impression! If nothing else, show up next time with a fancy gift, like some of the accessories at the Delta faucets site.

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Coffee has been a everyday thing for the last few years, I used to never drink it, but now I cant start my day without it! Coffee addiction is probably the best of all addictions to have, it’s better than crack! I got this little quiz in a email a few days ago, it is pretty cute. And as a special suprise I have a 5% off Coupon Code: CFL from the discount coffee store, CoffeeForLess.com, my favorite brew from there is the “Fog Lifter” reminds me of New Orleans.

Caffeine Addict’s Quiz

Do you want to know if you suffer from “Alertness Deficit Disorder” (ADD)? Then just take this simple quiz. These questions will help us to determine whether or not you suffer from this terrible affliction; the only known cure for which is caffeine. ADD takes the lives of millions of Americans, hundreds of Canadians, and a handful of Ugandans every year. If that doesn’t scare you, let’s just say that you are more susceptible than anyone else. YES, YOU! If you suffer from this disease, missing just one trip to Starbucks could be FATAL. The following series of Yes/No questions will allow us to determine your Addiction Factor(TM). Keep track of the number of Yes and No answers you get and chart yourself at the end. Remember: Prevention is the best medicine. Or was it laughter? Either way, read on. Do you use coffee to escape from your problems?
Do you eat spoonfuls of instant coffee because it’s easier?
Have you ever woken up in a puddle of your own coffee?
Do you find that it’s easier to drink more coffee than go tosleep?
a) Have you ever drunk cold coffee?
b) Right out of the pot?
Do you spend more than 20% of your income on coffee and/or coffee related products?
Does your coffee cup resemble a beer stein?
Has anyone ever told you that you “have a problem”?
Do you need coffee:
a) to get up in the morning?
b) to get out of bed?
c) to be injected intravenously to stimulate blood-flow?
Do you own a “Coffee Helmet”? (For the culturally ignorant, a coffee-helmet is a hat with coffee-cups attached to it and a straw coming out of each cup leading to the mouth, used for hands-free drinking.)
Do Native North American Aboriginal Indian Peoples call you “Ona mac towanda” (Smells-like-coffee)?
Does your doctor measure your heartbeat on the Richter scale as well as by its frequency?
Have you ever sold personal or other people’s possessions just to get your fix for the day?
Does the phrase “Swiss water decaffeinated” strike terror into your heart?
a) Do you have a coffee maker in more than one room of your house?
b) …in more than five?
c) …in your bathroom?
Do the people at Second Cup refuse do give you free coffee cards anymore?
a) …because you’re wearing out their hole-punch?
b) …and it’s bad for the environment?
Do you grind your own coffee?
Do you grow your own coffee?
Have you ever been fired from a job because you’re “drinking their profits”?
Do you know Juan Valdez?
a) …and his donkey?
b) …intimately?
Do you salivate uncontrollably whenever you hear dripping water?
Is sleep a hobby of yours?
a) …that you don’t like?
b) …because it’s too frustrating?

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