Why Why Why????
Saw this over at Lisa’s site, and just had to share! It is too true!
Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?” Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That hurt, you idiot?”
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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Eve, 26, housewife, blogger, located in Lake City, FL 32024
Comments (13 comments)
That is sooooooo hiliarious. I wish that I could come up with stuff like that.
Cj Money / April 25th, 2007, 4:24 pm / #
Thanks CJ!
Eve / April 25th, 2007, 5:37 pm / #
LOL!! Those are so funny - and so true!
Leigh / April 25th, 2007, 6:21 pm / #
Hahah, those are great!
Being a bank employee I know the answer to the question about non sufficient funds. But I’ll never share! Muahahahahaha.
Mike / April 25th, 2007, 8:37 pm / #
We’re linked through HomeBizBlogger - if you want to link here was well I’d be happy to. :o)
Do you play tag? Hoping you’ll take up this mission…you’re it!
Anthony / April 25th, 2007, 9:59 pm / #
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? My daughter asked me that just the other day. They’ve been studying the “theory” of evolution at school. I told her that’s why it’s called a “theory.” If they could prove it, it would be called the Fact of Evolution.
Lisa / April 25th, 2007, 11:58 pm / #
Some damned good questions, there! By the way, you’ve been tagged!
Laura / April 26th, 2007, 12:59 am / #
Awww, thanks you guys! I wish I had made these up! LOL
Eve / April 26th, 2007, 11:39 am / #
Hey Eve!!
Tina Silva / April 26th, 2007, 1:20 pm / #
This is great! Can I post about it too? with link love of course
aylee / April 26th, 2007, 11:33 pm / #
Wow, so great post, Actually I have read this before, but I can’t remember when and where did i found it and I can’t remember all of those silly questions. Silly? yeah, but some are true.
Anyways, great job Eve. I applause you for this.:-)
Cassandra / April 27th, 2007, 9:51 am / #
The answer to every single one of these questions is…
Peanut Butter.
Martin / April 27th, 2007, 1:48 pm / #
Those are absolutely great! I´ll be letting my friends and family know about this post, it is perfect for cheering someone up and making them laugh and think at the same time!
At Home Mom / April 30th, 2007, 10:48 am / #
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